KANK 2 - King ANd Krish

As if KANK 1 wasn't enough, we have another KANK 2 to outdo the first one. Presenting King ANd Krish in a podcast.

King: First of all, I'd like to welcome you to King's Podcast. I'd like to tell you that I have been very keen on interviewing you for a long time. It's been my dream, and I am very excited that it's finally happening. In fact our listeners are very excited too. They all want to sign up on your SameBed page.

Krish: That's wonderful. However, I must tell you that I will trash any right wing fundamentalist listener.

King: Sure no problem. How would you like to proceed? Should I ask you my well-drafted questions that I have noted it down.

Krish: Only if you have it noted down on Open Software. Otherwise you are a Monopolist.

King: Actually I am using paper.

Krish: You fundamentalist. Do you want to destroy all forests in India?

King: No, no.

Krish: Anyhow I'd like to speak about Kerala Porn Industry. I have noticed that people in North India have protested against the sheer monopoly Kerala has in bad porn. I they are morons. Kerala does not have a monopoly. Government intervention has successfully ensured that. The real problem is something else.

King: And that is?

Krish: People don't like that the Kerala Porn Industry is unionized. They are all anti-commie. But the real problem is even more complicated.

King: I am shooore avar listeners are very keen. Do go on.

Krish: The problem is that they think that the Kerala Porn Industry focuses on left testicles and left boobs too much. Since these morons are right wingers they want more weightage for right testicles and right boobs. I am not against a free market. But I don't think porn should have a right wing approach to it. Left testicle is more important. My own left testicle is proof.

King: How?

Krish: Because I don't have a right testicle. Only right winger morons have right testicles.

King: What if they have both?

Krish: Then they are monopolists. And they are morons too.