Patrix wants you to take a poll on the most pressing issue facing the planet: can we ever have world peace?
Or maybe I didn't read that right the first time. Let's look again.
Goddamit, this is what it actually says:
That brings up an important question that I wanted to ask y’all - do you ever click on my deli.icio.us bookmarks that sit right at the top of my homepage? Please vote in the attached poll so that I can decide if it is even worth consuming prime real estate.
Hey, where's the poll asking people to decide if Patrix is worth him consuming resources on this planet? There ought to be one.
Dude, contrary to what some doctors say, this much masturbation isn't healthy. It will start to chafe after a while. And asking your readers to stroke your schlong as well? That's just wrong!
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Even a fanatic like me wouldn't click on stupid bookmarks on your blog - if you had any. And I can't imagine how a fanatical reader for Patrix's blog would be. Stupider than me? That takes some effort.
Golu has steep learning curve
The post kicks ass, as always. But I've gotta tell you. I've seen you puke on quite a few bloggers. Is there any blog which genuinely interests you? Hey; don't puke on me; I'm just curious.
Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!
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